If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

It died.

I miss my PH-1.

As an American I prefer lemmy.ca

This has been proven untrue. A frog will jump out of a pan of boiling water. Which has also proved that we are dumber than frogs.

Yay?

And the only way to do it is in the office after a long commute!

Yes but please don’t.

Doc Martens. But not your Doc Martens. I was lucky enough to get in to the For Life program before it closed. Anytime my boots wear out or are damaged I send them in and they send me a new pair. I usually have to do an exchange about every three years.

We moved a bunch of people and made Israel. So let’s do it again. We’ll just move the Palestinians to Wyoming. We’ve got plenty of space up there.

Skin: Make it so I can endure the harshest of elements. Or be impenetrable.

As for the brain and being really smart. I think people are underestimating the power of stupid people to randomly mess up your plans.

This is simply an isolated incident that keeps happening over and over again.

Russian spy “US planes use square tires.”

American Military Service Member “No they don’t! Look right here in the classified manual! Round wheels! Round! People are stupid.”

Except Lemmy. Then it’s OK to use an app.

Have to admit I’m more like Trip than any of the others.

Looks like something someone without opposable thumbs would type.

Mine is 97.7, but it used to be 96.6.