Camping? Sounds fun! Better watch out for wildlife, though, predators can be vicious. Thankfully, America has an amendment in their constitution which was written specifically for hunters and camping enthusiasts to defend themselves against wild predators.

Gee, that sounds like you’re asking me to plan out a crime that someone could prosecute someone for in this day and age. I’ll be sure to inform my local Democracy Officer or DOGE official about this conversation, as any upstanding freedom-loving citizen would.

Besides, I’ve already agreed with you. American cops are definitely trustworthy, and always uphold their duty to protect and serve the American people. Surely they would never harm the citizens they are hired to defend!

You’re right. We should trust the police to protect us. After all, it’s not like our police departments are filled with right-wingers who have a track record of regularly murdering innocent civilians or anything…

…Oh wait, that’s riiiiight…