If you like fiction (and Stephen King for that matter), you should read 11 22 63. Main character goes back in time to change past events and things… sort of work out. It has a cool take on time travel and course of events in general, I was a big fan of reading it.
There is also a mediocre tv adaption of it as well if you’re not into fiction, but I didn’t finish it.
Just make sure you don’t accidentally become your own grandparent.
fire’s always cool in my book.
I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.
Xkcd fans are like:
You must be referring to the great ass-fire of 2016, that was a terrible tragedy.
I always finish what I sta
Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.
Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.
A possible solution is to use percentages to keep it relative. Workers make 10% of what a CEO makes, a manager makes 15%, etc. Or a percentage of GDP or so other metric to make it comparable.
It’s still likely an impossible idea, but you could start nationally and then work out from there.
Metapod used harden!
It’s super effective!
Wild boar faints from the effort.
Here’s video evidence from a documentary I watched abouy what happened and why they ended up with 10.
Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding
Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect a hole in his head?
It would be easy to explain day to day activities. I used my magic rock to send a message to a friend. I used my magic shower to produce hot water, etc.
I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.
Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.
Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom?
Heathens!
Whose the moran now, moran. Everyone knows the earth is donut shaped and the moon is the timbit from the centre. Spluh.
Purple, it’s the colour of royalty.
How is it good? I, personally, want a human to narrate a story to me. At the very least I would know somebody got paid to do this job.