Here’s video evidence from a documentary I watched abouy what happened and why they ended up with 10.

Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding

Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect a hole in his head?

It would be easy to explain day to day activities. I used my magic rock to send a message to a friend. I used my magic shower to produce hot water, etc.

I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.

Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.

Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom?

Heathens!

Whose the moran now, moran. Everyone knows the earth is donut shaped and the moon is the timbit from the centre. Spluh.

Purple, it’s the colour of royalty.

Shit! Where’s that damn charging cable!

beeping gets louder and louder

Nice try, Jeffrey Dahmer.

Ahem

“You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

SURPRISE - Gutter Frog

I hear heroin is nice.

First spider with sticky poop:

Oh god it’s everywhere!

Hey wait a minute…

Nothing gayer than a vagina.

Nice try, Putin.

Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!

Ahh, gotcha, thanks. Not the leaches I had in mind, but funny that they said that regardless.