It would be easy to explain day to day activities. I used my magic rock to send a message to a friend. I used my magic shower to produce hot water, etc.

I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.

Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.

Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom?

Heathens!

Whose the moran now, moran. Everyone knows the earth is donut shaped and the moon is the timbit from the centre. Spluh.

Purple, it’s the colour of royalty.

Shit! Where’s that damn charging cable!

beeping gets louder and louder

Nice try, Jeffrey Dahmer.

Ahem

“You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

SURPRISE - Gutter Frog

I hear heroin is nice.

First spider with sticky poop:

Oh god it’s everywhere!

Hey wait a minute…

Nothing gayer than a vagina.

Nice try, Putin.

Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!

Ahh, gotcha, thanks. Not the leaches I had in mind, but funny that they said that regardless.

Wait, what? I missed that, do you have a link?

Toe gloves are the only thing allowed, but everyone must walk on rotting plants. So you can feel it in your bones.

To me it’s like seeing an old friend from younger years. You’ve both changed so things are different from the good ol’ days, but it’s still enjoyable to spend time with them.