MeatPilot

I need someone else to give me the “With great power…” speech as they die.

Good point 👉

That homeless man turns out was Elon Musk. He was inspired by what happened to steal even more.

Wow it’s an official Knife Prty

Gobblin’ a moblin.

Sneak King?

There have been a few books I tried reading because they were hyped up by media or came from a top 10 list.

All I can say is I’m glad I didn’t finish them out of some sense of completion. It’s ok to not like something and give it up.

I worked with someone who would bring a salad everyday to our meetings and cut it up and crunch the entire time, even when people were talking.

Their reasoning? They had to eat and didn’t take lunch because they had soooo many meetings.

Did they do any actual work, oh hell no. They just blew wind out their ass to the right people and crunched on salads all day to appear busy well everyone else did the work and took normal lunches like normal people should.

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Could be worse, so much worse.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Another thing I noticed with technology advancements. Is the free time it generates by simplifying tasks means jobs start snowballing responsibilities they shouldn’t have, to fill in the “extra time”. Which ends up in people doing some really weird jobs, they probably shouldn’t be doing or are unqualified for.

I see this a lot in Marketing where a “Communications” job is basically the work of multiple specializations and most of them don’t translate well. The descriptions of these roles is basically a shotgun blast of everything a Design Firm would do rolled into one person.

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Despite all my rage, I’m still just a tank in a cage.

I’ve played the secret salami before. My uncle told me to never tell anyone though.