You’re conflating “at will employment” with “right to work” laws.

“subject is able to store and emit large bursts of microwave radiation, causing the eyeballs of several Class D personnel to melt upon hugging the subject”

I was resurrected against my will by a guy named Billy.

Get adopted by a ninjutsu master, train your entire childhood, then compete in the kumite for your family’s honor. Watch out for Chong Li, that fucker cheats.

I’m totally cool with rewarding people for making a bunch of money and giving it back to the people. Hell, make each prestige cooler. You find 100 billion in taxes? We’ll build you a little statue. You fund 1 trillion dollars in taxes? You get to be on a coin or some shit. Really put these greedy fucks incessant need for attention to work.

I’ll preface this by saying the 1%'s stock holdings are pretty much the last thing I’m worried about protecting. But it could be as simple as requiring your wealth to be under the limit when you file your taxes. Let’s say it’s a billion dollars (I would argue it should be much lower). If you end the year with 11 billion dollars in wealth, you owe the government 10 billion dollars. There are controls we can put in place to prevent stock manipulation, similar to the ones we have now. Just actually enforced.

I’d be fully supportive of a “maximum wealth” limit.

None of the televised major networks are “liberal”. They fall into two categories: corporate and right wing.

Surprised no one has posted “use a straw” yet. That’s definitely one of the more common ones . Weird as shit.

Big fan of this one. Do you take commissions?

I wish we could get her to commit to keeping Khan.

This will be one of the biggest tests for me with regards to Harris. If she keeps Khan after the election I think she’s at least somewhat serious about cracking down on corporations.

We’ve definitely got blackberries and blackberry jam, but grape does tend to be the norm in a lot of areas. I prefer raspberry myself.

Can’t resist a chance to reccomend Technology Connections

Mid 30s and I feel ancient right now.

I would find it difficult to believe Tolkien ever left much of anything unintentionally unexplained in Middle Earth.

I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.

I tend to like the interpretation that he’s Sauron’s opposite. Completely free of desire and will to dominate.

Disclaimer: not sure I would call myself a “deeply knowledgeable” LOTR nerd.

My USB cables exist in a quantum superposition where the orientation of the male end is only determined after I fail to plug it in on the first try.

There’s brain fluid in my tum tum?

Seconding this one. I was like 11 years old and it’s the first time I can remember being disappointed when getting a game. Went from like Mario 64 to OOT to Banjo to Superman 64 and hoo boy what a drop off.