Yeah, when I grokked that simple fact pointers became easy.

Well it’s only divisible by itself and one

Imagine, if you will, a whole open plan office full of them…

Except on IT which is extremely realistic.

Maybe a play on “This page intentionally left blank” from the IBM manuals

It was called Elvis back when it was a smiley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPRvc2UMeMI (I think it’s the one)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sH6lopuzdc

Only if you’re a bad programmer :/

I hesitate to say

Technically, all comedy is staged unless you’re laughing at someone’s real life misfortune.

It’s boring to write

Don’t do releases on Friday!

The ones on your face, right now!

People are very resistant to change that reduces their expertise so that doesn’t really surprise me.

Penis Huge Penguin?

I console myself that I am getting older and won’t see the worst of it.

But the turtle moves.

Only on the VIC20 and Atari STe. On the VIC20 you had to write the assembler, manually convert it to machine code and enter that into the computer. There was a cartridge with an assembler, debugger and an extra 3.5Kb memory for it but I never got one.

Frankly, if your test suite isn’t catching 95% or more of the bugs, there’s a problem with the test suite and if uat aren’t catching 95% or more of the remainder, there’s a problem with uat

Tell me that you don’t have a test suite without telling you don’t have a test suite