You won’t know that till you put yourself out there. Believe in yourself!

Yay teamwork!

Fitting, because you know what Queens do? They slay.

User name checks out

“Some of you may die…”

Read “occupied Florida” at first. Immediately thought of the Sunshine State Freedom Front and their loosely-affiliated ally the Orange County Liberation Front.

Hit that dirty birdie.

He do not feel ashamed!

Hip deep in the Pepto

I got five on her like Ben Folds

I got more tail than that PetCo

You faker than some Sweet’N Low

Yeah, you got some silverware

But really, are you eating though?

That sounds like a good way to get shot…

Fuck me, again?

None, because Trump deployed an appropriately-speced Cannon as a countermeasure.

Edit: Cannon is extremely effective countermeasure, wow.

The Battle of Hyrums.

HUD displays

The redundancy (heads-up display display) and improper pluralization killed the mood like an open bomb bay door.

How am i gonna be an optimist about this?

How much you think Lockheed charged for that stick?

The wash was followed by a tumble-die?

“riding for a fall” is a not an idiom I’ve heard before…