Are you talking about calling in sick, or taking PTO? Because I’ll be damned if anyone is gonna jump my ass over spending my earned time off as I please.

If I call in sick, I usually just stay at home and freak out all day about someone from work coming by.

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Looks inside Russian missile

American parts

Looks inside American parts

Chinese parts

Yeah, I guess that’s true rofl

Thought this was a water heater for a sec

Won’t be until the people who voted him in will start hurting personally that they’ll finally realize they’ve been conned. But too little too late.

Cute that you think they won’t just blame Mexicans when they do start hurting.

Do it! Lol

“When the Overflow was noticed, everyone started updating their systems. And this causes people to fall through the cracks. Usually those people are just written off, but what we do is we take those people for ourselves.”

“So you’re stealing people?”

“No we’re not stealing people. They don’t have SSNs so they aren’t technically people?”

I wish I was an overflow baby :-(

How’d it go?

I don’t even notice when it hurts anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore.

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lmao

wtf is GoT? I don’t use linux

Ahhhhh… This actually does make sense. I love you.

Cool. I’m from Kentucky in the US. Hello 👋🏻

Are you from there, or is this just a random fun fact? Either one is cool, but I’m curious.

Cars and, based on the looks of it, insects. I didn’t realize how much like a lizard he looks.

I’m sorry; I don’t know what that is. I meant, like, “tsk tsk tsk. Shame.”