You’ve got the right mentality, of finding a new job before quitting your old one. This is healthy.

But I would strongly recommend you learn to work with the slackers. The very few places I worked at that had no slackers… I suspect 99% of people don’t want to work there.

Just set the temperature to zero, duh

For all the memes about programmers quitting and wanting to take up a simple life? Yea, I can see this working out

(Caveat: Life as a bartender is only simple if you don’t need to worry about money, like ex-programmers)

Lots of criticisms but still really cool. I’d love to see one to scale as well (for width and depth)

Subbed!

??? What is the context of this obvious lie

It probably won’t die in the next decade…

But also Internet standards are only getting more complicated… Eventually there will be no browsers left, and we’ll have shifted to an app-only paradigm. Isn’t that exciting.

Yup, the function actually goes and finds the code that calls it and parses the comment.

Disgusting.

But I can also bully them, humiliate them, degrade them, psychologically annihilate them even, and that’s fine, legallly.

It’s not legal in a lot of cases

Why?

It’s very hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt

You can punch them, but it’s battery. The same way you can mentally assault them, but that’s harassment.

Ignore him, you always have the blessing to explain the fediverse

To be honest, there’s a certain subset of women who love it when guys go full removed. If you are obsessed with cheese, and can talk about cheese with passion in a way to captivate any audience, then don’t hide or downplay it. Literally talk about cheese like you’re a 2am Youtuber and girls will love it.

Currently watching a cringe dating video and I need to yeet a few off my chest:

Guys: For the love of God, ASK HER QUESTIONS. Awkward silence? Ask her about her family. She is asking about you? Ask about her passions. Her last hobbies. Everyone loves talking about themselves. If you like a girl, make her talk and she will like you.

For anybody: See someone cute at school? At the gym? Strike up convo about literally anything - “Oh damn nice shoes, where did you buy them?” - Feed this and later ask for their Insta. Instagram is public enough people will give it out, but private enough you can follow up in DMs later

While dating: Do things to make him/her happy. Don’t expect anything back. Do their chores. Buy them a gift. Take them on a surprise date. Be happy when they’re happy.

Something tells me they didn’t ride in a self driving car

I read this post yesterday and I went back to find it to write a response.

First, let me clarity when I give advice, I speak my mind, saying what I would do if I know what I know now but were in your shoes. It isn’t intended to make you feel better, but genuinely a matter of “this is the easiest way to reach my goals”.

First, let’s address the problems you can fix, and ignore the ones you can’t. You say you’re 76 IQ, but to be honest you wrote a more comprehensive post than most people can. In any case, check out this video by a guy who claims to have 70 IQ and how he holds down a job at McDonalds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDXvXACIEA

Why a job at McDonalds? For a few reasons:

1. You already live with your friend. You’re not about to be homeless. This is the best time to start working.
2. Getting a job means getting experience working. You might not think much of it now, but that’s step 1 to getting a job at a company with a union, or a company that will offer you full time for health insurance
3. Getting a job will preoccupy your time. You can’t quit drugs and alcohol if you’re not distracting yourself with something else
4. A new job means meeting new people and learning new things. You might find another path yourself
5. McDonald’s will let anybody interview and start working. So you can get this job

Second, you need a long-term plan. This is why I mentioned a full time job with a union: it doesn’t matter if it’s an Amazon Warehouse or a Walmart, a union will look out for your best interests. They will give you a livable future and be the backbone you need for support, since it seems you can’t turn to your family for that.

Getting a job at a company with a union is harder, but that’s why you do step 1 first. When you have experience and a reputation working, these doors will always be easier to open up.

Post in the community, shill it in threads

I know you’re memeing, but to be honest, yes, I want a President whose platform is somewhat like what you described. Obviously I disagree with some random parts (i.e. “with more communism, no, more socialism, with consequences for the right”), but for heavens sake, at least the theoretical person running for President above is trying something new. They would get my vote.

This is what the Right is doing with Trump after all, and clearly people like it.

“Not bothering” means more people not supporting Democrats, which means Republicans getting elected more.

See? I can do DNC logic too. It’s actually your fault Trump got elected.

Ok. Sure. Myself and millions of others helped get Trump elected. Hopefully you can figure out how to appeal to us next election.

I’m not surprised you misinterpreted my comment, I’m surprised people upvoted your misinterpretation. I never said Trump was third party