LeviosA

No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔

Once you all agree on a day, let me know and I’ll take the other one. No queues anywhere!

*current

Obviously you just have an ugly family

Our IT often use a Boolean as a shortcut for figuring out things in code. For example, if there’s a charge we don’t apply to some customers, instead of setting it to zero, they’ll have a Boolean on the customer to decide whether they skip that part of the calculation. On top of this, they then name it in a way that limits how many records they have to update, this leads to many settings phrased in the negative, such as “Don’t apply extra leg charges”. As an extra layer on this, more recently they were made aware of the confusion this causes for staff and their solution was to change how end users are the question, which causes the “yes/no” in the interface to read the opposite of the “true/false” in the database

We call them dickhead lights here, because they indicate someone is being (or about to be) a dickhead

Not pulling out has changed many people’s lives

This is literally the only current reason I use windows

You could own a room in a crack-house

They must all be using www.rapnamegenerator.com

This needed a trigger warning, I’m having heart palpitations 😵‍💫

Congress

You worked with Xi Jinping?

Requiem for a dream

Do you even lift to open bro?