Tbh if he masturbates with headphones in the same house as his mother, it’s an important lesson to learn to always keep one ear open for potential knocks. 🤭

Maybe warn him about that so he can avoid the potential trauma

Not sure what your “rest of the world” looks like, but at least in my bubble lots of people would love to work less for less money to have more time.

I tend to swipe (on Android btw) whenever I only have one hand available, and type when I have both. It works really well and barely ever comes up with a wrong with.