It’s technically not a bug if it’s operating as intended

Now that is a B1tchin’ cane.

I haven’t really seen my exact situation & frustration put so perfectly.

I know it’s exhausting, but just reading this helps remind me that I’m not alone.

So just know, you’re not alone.

Return of the Jedi?

Jesus.

They really are responsible for the enshittification of the web. So many great ideas that might have actually become something special if they hadn’t been bought, and subsequently shut down by Google.

And Irish reunification.

But to your point, if you’ve been to San Fran recently, we’re depressingly right on track

Or make promises/agreements that are completely out of scope.

“Yes, we are an ice cream company, but we promise to deliver the customer all the hamburger meat needed, at an impossible price”

…. fuckin idiots.

Well this is spectacular!

I always just assumed the “crazy shit for everyone” theory was the case, they just didn’t have the scientific understanding to describe it. 100 years later those crazy descriptions had been analyzed to death.

But I love the Continuing Crazy Adventures of Captain Kirk theory. That one sounds like it is way more fun. Star Fleet is reading these logs and just trying to figure out what to do with Kirk.

I thought for a second you were talking about Princess Leia. Took my brain a couple of ka-removed to put it together.

It’s been a long day.

My question was the same as above, because I’m kind of concerned.

Bur your actual answer is:

• Bananas.
• Olives.

I’m just glad I’m not the only one who thinks that

What’s this?!? The consequences of my own action?!? Who would have guessed?!?

It was Kirk’s reply of : “understood” that always makes me laugh.

…. just the image of Kirk realizing Mr. Scott has been lying to him for decades.

This just became a fucking job …