I’m guessing he went all in investing in a polio crutch company and is frothing at the idea of ROI.

I’ve gotta quit hanging out with ducks.

Check out Chicago: where you can ask for directions and ‘a couple blocks’ could mean 500 feet or 3/4s of a mile, depending on what part of town you’re in .

I’ll still take a fairly straightforward grid over the spaghetti road map that many East Coast/European cities have.

Two minutes in: Wait, wait! It’s about to get good!

It’s actually refreshing that a tech company isn’t putting out a barely upgraded yearly iteration just to cash in on fanboys/collectors.

So, per capita Lichtensteinians are the Alpiniest population?

Now I want a GTA mod where you can use a child as the main character, but that could also get weird really fast…