Same price as Mullvad, about a fiver a month, if you buy a year at a time. Annoying that you have to buy a year upfront but works out to the same price

I have it alias the external port to local port 2000 and point qbittorrent at 2000

Same

Proton does… but you need to use a shell script to enable it on Linux. It’s easy enough and documented on their site, but it’s annoying. Mullvad does not, that’s why I moved away from them. Can’t speak for others

An undercooked venison burger. I can’t remember what it tasted like when I ate it, but coming back up it was very unpleasant

Whinge is a perfectly reasonable word

I said throw them in a hole and then fill the hole in on top of them. I admit it’s not a plan that’s likely to be very successful

They wanna block the road, help them! Make the road completely impassable behind them. And in front of them. And under them. Just dig a big hole and chuck them in there. Then help your neighbours by refilling the hole to repair the road.

n.b. this may fail at the “legally” part