Just according to keikaku

I know pretty much zero russian, but I choose to read that the first bit of bold text there reads “Bacon”.

…so, it checks out as a suicide manual. Death by bacon is pretty slow, though.

And if not that, the RIAA missiles will intercept them mid-flight and then send a cease-and-desist missile back to the source.

Needs a photo where the satellite is tilted a bit towards the west, and you see Valinor just chilling in space out of reach for normal transport.

Holy shit. I just realised that the reason they’re building the ELT is so they can mount it on a missile and shoot down an F-35 at some point.

For bonus points shoot it into deep space. Maybe some alien civilization will run into it trillions of years from now.

Why vote for the lesser evil?

but

"🙂".reverse() == "🙃"

Hey guys, I just heard somewhere that they renamed the Kremlin to Kharkiv?

I’m not one to kink-shame, but why are you shitting in a pot of oil in the first place?

3rd person view, especially when driving

Jfc, can’t we just nuke Russia instead? Would be more humane.

Followed by the VR hit: Portal: Companion Cube

Sounds like a future Lower Decks episode to me.

The gang goes infiltrate some fancy pants Starfleet symposium -posing as captains because reasons- in order to find the infiltrator. But it turns out they’re all infiltrators.

Ahh, Morns looking at beer. A classic.

In some cases it might even be a case of “You actually passed the test, but we want you to pay us more to actually pass.”

disclaimer: I know nothing of Malaysia

This is what it looks like on my mobile browser. You seem to be posting from mastodon, which I guess doesn’t do lemmy images properly

I think your #screenshotsaturday thing is missing a screenshot.