It’s a piano song for piano players

This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house

I just double tap the back of my Pixel to turn the flashlight on/off

Bring a time machine with you and teach ancient Egyptians how to use it

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Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

A can of Pringles is one serving

They could easily combine to create an organization called DAFT

Enjoys the outdoors

Child Free

Has a dog

Atheist/Agnostic

Yup, unlimited access to public transportation (besides the super fast trains) for 50€/mo. As someone coming from the US, It’s pretty awesome

Any offense from the clerk is certainly either frustration or a negotiating tactic. Negotiating is their business, if they’re getting offended by low-ball offers they need to find a new line of work

This looks like it

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I’m good for about 4-5 hours a day of solid work, after that I’m just killing time until I can leave without getting in trouble

…Or one of the Russian owned GOP congressmen

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Xitter, pronounced shitter

Sin isn’t real. Live your life however you want without being a dick to others

Xitter, pronounced shitter