“Did you receive special ed services in school?”

Nope, they tried but my dad refused. They also tried giving me speech therapy but my dad also refused that.

Very good advice tho.

“For the ID, a doctor or a diagnostician did IQ testing and got a score below 70?”

When I was 14 I was diagnosed by a counsellor with a IQ of 73. As of 2021 my IQ is 76. Do those benefits still apply?

That is exactly what it means

“Gay woman”

Isn’t that just straight woman?

“Do you know the cause for your ID or articulation issues?”

Well, I have both ADHD and dyslexia and I think my mom drank when she was pregnant with me which may have helped. Idk what coursed by articulation issues tho.

“Are you in the US?”

Yes, I am

I tried Reddit but I had enough with all the rules and corporate cleanliness of it. I used this site called ‘Saidit’ for a bit but but no one ever posted there so I looked into Reddit alternatives and stumbled across Lemmy. The rest is history

Adults doing TikTok dances. It’s cringe enough when kids do it but there’s something about a fully grown adult chasing internet fame that’s just gives me second-hand embarrassment.

Frans Hooijmaijers, Dutch nurse who killed between 5-259 people from 1970-1974. Was originally sentenced to life however this was changed in 1977 to 18 years imprisonment and Hooijmaijers was released in 1987. He died in 2006.

You’ve got a point. What was I thinking swimming to that egg?

Not even true, contrary to popular belief it doesn’t take one sperm cell in order to fertilize an egg it takes a bunch of sperm cells to fertilize an egg. This is why when men ejaculate they don’t just ejaculate one sperm cell they ejaculate at least half a shot glass.

‘Breakcore parties’ sounds like the worst thing ever. I’ll rather go to a P. Diddy party

No, your the gender you are now

Yes,

Purgatory

Choose on a whim

I remember those old Alvin and the chipmunks versions of songs you used to get on YouTube. They were similar

Vaporwave… It was cool for like 2 minutes in 2015 but it got old very quick. Just get any 80s song and slow it down on some free audio software. In a lot of ways it could be seen as a precursor to other trash like nightcore or breakcore.

I wouldn’t dare make myself a burger for free. That would get me fired faster than an Australian forest

The most popular is the the whopper. I’m good at that and all the other burgers

The whole profession of artist isn’t going to be profitable in the next 10 years. With things like AI if you have a particular fetish it’s better not to awkwardly ask some guy on the internet who you will eventually have to give all your personal information to rather than just use an AI so as no one will ever have to know.