What does we’re not here to fuck spiders refer to?

Besides the literal

“Out, am I‽” Floats upward

The way he just stands there after realizing what he did, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

I think that is true in a way. Since information has a shorter route to get to their brain than larger creatures, they may react slightly faster

I thought ‘tomorrow’ was a day of the week. So when my mom would say we’d go somewhere ‘tomorrow’ I’d ask her every day if it was tomorrow yet, and she’d say no, and I’d keep waiting.

Pelicans have hollow bones. You’d be able to easily break it in half if there was a real fight.

My dad was a ‘landlord’ renting out the other three rooms of the house to people. He kept the rent a few hundred bwlow the market because all the rent money was icing on his cake, and he knew housing was hard to come by. Most renters liked him, but he was a poor judge of character and would often give the room to the first person that showed up, leading to drama, but mostly a good experience.

I saw a man walking down the street walking a parrot on a leash. I guess he didn’t want it flying away.

Red Rocks is one of the best venues a band can play in, it’s a real destination for musicians

Fun fact, fever dreams are how beholders reproduce

What does 'bailed out’mean in this context

What’s the story there?

I was about to say ‘this looks like an internetfuneral post’ and then it was!

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In sweet grass County

Well now I feel bad I didn’t comment more before. Your cool posts are what kept me on lemmy, because this community did seem like a more focused/less generic 196. Hope you feel better and come back.

Who knows better about relaxing the spine than a ghost that doesn’t have one?

Bizarre stuff like what?

It wasn’t that good, at least to me. Keanu Reeves is sleepwalking compared to Alex Winters, and it was made during covid so a lot of the cgi locations look really empty.

In Colorado we spray ‘sand’ which is still a chemical mix with actual sand, but less disruptive