Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Same, no limit. Not American.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it’s a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it’s 90% politics on the front page… That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.

It’s a Lemming!

“THIS! IS WHAT HAPPENS… WHEN YOU USE A WARSHIP AS A BASKETBALL!”

Cunt Rocket

Hey guys, I cheated in my exam using AI but I was the one who actually wrote down the answer. Why did I fail?

I think you’ll be okay. I believe the game drops in an AI if it cannot find another player tbh.

That’s fair… probably should have spoiler tagged it. My bad.

I sat my girlfriend down to play Journey a few years ago. She’d never played it and went in blind.

The realisation at the end that the other pilgrim was another actual player blew her mind.

Metroid Pinball 99 anyone?

I do what you do. If it’s good enough for monke, it’s good enough for me.

explosion TRAILER random shocked face BEGINS dog taking a piss outside next to stuntmen NOW

Yes guys that’s why I fucking clicked it, I know how the play button works you idiots!

People have definitely suffered from strokes before

This thread is fucking awesome and I’m gonna try lots of these.

My Ukranian mate showed me the ways of vegeta. No, not the anime character, the seasoning. Put that shit on fried eggs and never look back.

Actually you can add it to lots of stuff. But eggs were the first thing I experienced it with.

King of Flavour

Not with month-old tortillas, unless they’ve been frozen!

We all know you’re talking about the true threat; Mrs. Potts. I would be wary too. Well done on getting out of there!

Last Christmas before Switch 2.