I refuse to own a printer. On the odd occasion I need to print something and I’m not at work, the local copy place can do it for fuck all and I don’t need to worry about ink subscriptions or the print queue not working that day.

The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.

There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.

Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.

Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.

Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?

All that tequila soaking into the felt, Quentin has to wring the leg out just to feel alive

A bloke at work wears a Technoblade shirt all the time, he lives on

Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done

I’d lean more towards the stray.

Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.

Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.

Other drivers cannot read minds, so use the blinker.

Its why it’s there in the first place.

My brain confusedly decided to read it as “have your license and/or face revoked”. Which I guess a fighter jet would likely be capable of!

Came here to say this. Love that movie!

Missed opportunity to call it LinRar

I bought it decades ago, but lost my product key. 😞

And he lives at 221B Baker St, which blew my mind when I realised!

“This is the audio log of random Doom 3 NPC…”

He wants it to be America’s WeChat.

Switch 2 has launched? Huh.

They can fucking keep it.

Oh fuck. This isn’t good…