They need to raise prices and most likely pay better.

Everywhere else I’ve seen do this barely gets any business now. There’s 3 taco bells near me and they never have a line any more because it’s expensive AF. I doubt it has anything to do with wages but everywhere else has been using pay raises to justify doubling or tripling prices. I’m not saying food workers shouldn’t be making better pay, but prices are getting ridiculous.

No, a tumpet.

Not hot dog

You have shelter in your homes.

We have McDonald’s at home!

What TV channel is that on?

I’m a big fan of the super obvious lie. It makes people think you’re really bad at lying, and they overestimate their ability to detect your lies, so they let their guard down.

Mi scusi!

Half a million rubles? That’s like $5 USD. “I quit! I start my own army!”

They should keep putting whip holders in cars.

Russian elite troops is akin to being the smartest kid in special ed.

Donate thousands of them to a single school

Sounds like the US when they decided to fine us for not having health insurance.

In Soviet Russia the space probe IS the surface of the moon!