Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.

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This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻

You’d die before visiting all the beaches because sharks and irukandji will kill you in the first few. Failing that, the drop bears will get you in between beaches.

I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.

Go fuck yourself

They want you to get your dumbass out of the passing lane.

My company, which is pretty generous (by US standards) gives us 8 paid sick days per year. Up until this year we got unlimited after that with a doctors note (unpaid, bit you wouldn’t get fired for it.) This year they stopped accepting doctor notes, so if you rub out of sick time, tough shit. BUT if you’re out for over a week, FMLA or disability or some shit like that kicks in, and there ain’t fuck all they can do about it lol. And THAT shit is paid. I have a feeling they’re gonna rethink the doctors note thing next year lol.

Dafuq is a manpad? Is that for when your asshole is bleeding?

Heyyyayay! Come out and play!

Excuse the fuck out of me for not having a whole separate room for that.

You have a hallway? Fuck you!

What if you aint got a “mudroom?” Whatever that even is… Check your privilege.

It’s vile!

Christopher Rollin.

Hey now, if I want to RRRREEEEEEE about trump, in a thread about waffle house…🙄 I should be able to. Let me enjoy my righteous indignation ffs.

Well said. Quality over quantity I always say.

Didn’t Sisko wipe out a whole planet because fuck you Eddington?

Revenge usually does the trick.

You can frame it whatever way you want to feel good about yourself. I still don’t give a fuck over here