Are we sure he’s talking about his own ex?

Ok but you do agree that America Bad, right?

I think most places have a longer hunting season for bows

Why do you refuse to call it an imperial test? What are you hiding?

I’m a pro-downvote extremist and you’ve just made an enemy for life

We should try harder to keep weapons out of the hands of criminals, sometimes taxation is necessary and sometimes it’s beneficial even if we don’t factor in revenue, people will sometimes make decisions that are so bad that we have a moral obligation to intervene in order to protect them from the most disastrous outcomes

I would too if I had to live right next to Russia. What do the Germans and the French think?

Screamers (1995)

Are they sending him because they’re short on men or doing it because someone who dies gloriously for the fatherland stops drawing their pension?

I like this a lot. The Queen could even start off the board and replace the pawn.

It started its life as a tool to track the contents of promotional SKU’s, but different stakeholders kept adding increasingly complicated logic until it all depended on huge array formulas and VBA, and a recalculation took 1, then 2, then 5, then 15, then 30 minutes on a laptop, at which point we abandoned the whole thing and everyone went back to keeping track of their own piece manually.

Fair enough, you might like a Proof of Stake coin like Ethereum more

I would prefer he be deported to Russia, but such cruelty is not permitted in modern Germany

That depends mostly on their size, as size is reduced mass decreases faster than drag. Smaller birdshot is no longer dangerous after a couple hundred yards while large rifle bullets can kill even after traveling several miles.

It belongs to whoever can take and hold it

GoldBacks are yet another clever way someone has figured out to get you to pay a big premium over spot price. If you want to invest in gold, just buy gold.

Even in obsolescence, I serve

Animated stickers are the new meta, don’t be a boomer

The wall they’re building isn’t to keep the Mexicans out…

I unironically want this as a WhatsApp sticker