Sir, our air defence is down!

Is it hackers?

No sir, it’s cloudy.

3-4x is in the fair region still. Do you think Microsoft employees make 20-30 millions each? (3-4x less than the CEO)

Ok, what is it then?

And Lols. And worthless Internet points.

But if you do anyway, please record it.

I read this in a cockney accent.

Bastards! How can they use kilometers?!

The street doesn’t!

AC (or heating) tho.

They broke their guitars?

Yes, I’m old.

Pop-pop!

Similar for me, but just 2 times in 8 years. Including internal promotions at those jobs, I increased my salary by more than 3x.

It costs literally nothing to just be open for incoming contact requests.

So telegram trolling caused Russians to kill each other? That’s next level…

I generally agree, but there are some things that are oversimplified. Sure a point(x, y) can have public attributes, but usually business objects are a bit more complex: insurancePolicy, deliveryRoute, user, etc. Having some control over those is definitely something you want to implement, at the cost of some boilerplate.

Hence 80%.

Most apps out there are a CRUD with a thin layer of logic.

If you are in the 20% that needs real performance, an ORM is not gonna cut it, no matter what DB you have.

It’s literally what an orm does, and it’s good enough for 80% of apps out there. Using it for the wrong purpose is what’s silly.

In my 15 year career? Dozens. Maybe low hundreds. Depends what you work on. Oracle is not making any friends lately and a ton of companies a whole-sale migrating to Postgres, MongoDB, DynamoDB or some of the NewSQL contenders. It’s like 50% of the projects I’m involved in. Results are generally positive, with some spectacular wins (x3000 acceleration or x1000 lower costs) and a few losses.

I hope the tricks are only supported on kafka’s ksql.

Wow, as far as typos go, that one was one of the more unfortunate ones… (I meant new!)

I had a similar situation last year after being on paternity leave 5 months and then still having 30 days of PTO.

Solution: 4 day work week. Either Wednesdays or Fridays off. I took Wednesdays. You have two “Fridays” per week and Friday is never more than one working day away. You get one day a week completely for you, kids in school, partner at work, every shop and office open. You can do any delayed paperwork, any repairs around the house, take a jew hobby, or just watch TV for 6 hours straight (wouldnt recommend every week but it took me back to my days of being sick from school).

If you are single and like traveling probably Fridays would be better.