This is a direct quote from God in “The Universe 0.1”

And she has trigger discipline… Hnnnggggg

I had to get out of there! I faked an attack of scurvy.

Scurvy… Works every time.

I’m surprised, with how meta some episodes can be and the grotesque love of time travel, that they never went back in time and met Lucille Ball.

I argue that every war since WW2 had people saying that it was the potential start of WW3.

Jalad, his drip tight

Yeah that sounds about right

You hear our words, but you forget

We’re not pussies; we’re poor.

I will do my best.

Hey guys, new operator drop. Heard you guys like making immutable things mutable, and const_cast is just so many letters and is vaguely readable. I present to you the ::&& operator that will maybe make things mutable or immutable under certain conditions that will only be explained in YouTube videos spoken by an Indian man in a subway train station.

I take offense to that. Yes.

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

I miss scarysigns

Yes! Dragon Slayer is mine! High-five!

“None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off.”

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?

Yeah, try living in an impoverished town, where it’s the housing on the right, spread out like the housing on the left. There are, like, no jobs (none that are actually sustainable long-term for living in this economy), but they just leveled a huge area of forest for more low-income housing (AKA Projects)