Invest in you old age: Superannuation or some other savings device. You need to put on as much as you possibly can as soon as you can but this needn’t mean you plow all your income into it straight away. Transfer or invest as little as $20 per week initially, you’ll never miss it and after a few weeks or months keep increasing the amount till you’ve reached your ceiling. Reinvest your earnings or dividends, compound interest is a beautiful thing.

Wow, they certainly don’t fuck around do they?

This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife…!

Powerpop. What’s not to like? Jangly guitars, vocal harmonies and killer hooks.

Goodness me, those Russians sure seem to struggle to put out their cigarette butts …

Goodness me, did someone forget to extinguish their cigarette?

An oil refinery you say? Goodness me, I hope no one’s smoking 🚬

You know what, up till this week I was in total agreement with you. Now, I really don’t care if they use them to attack other targets.

Excellent news, keep up the good work!

Nah, use Signal. It just works

How much would it be worth if not for Russian central bank intervention?

Can’t agree more. I’ve got it in my collection but (after many years and many attempts) I simply can’t make heads or tails of it.

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band. It’s essentially unlistenable.

Does Textra do auto txt forwarding?

I think it’s pretty well established by now that the Ruzzians are so mind bogglingly corrupt that someone has probably embezzled the maintenance budget and someone else has probably sold the majority of spares on the black market.

Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Well, it does if our entire justice system is based around the concept of free will.

Slavia Ukraine!!

Holy fuck, looks like it’s just about to BLEVE!!

The roof is on fire