Want that the story about the teen aged alien that came here to jack off?

Fair number of answers, no one saying what country they are from

US here, we had to ask but it was basically always a yes.

Reasons for a no:

Middle of a test

Middle of explaining something important, then you might be asked to wait a few minutes

If you were just abusing the system asked always asking just to get out of class they would probably start saying no. If you had a medical issue you could always meet the teacher after class or before school and say you have a medical issue that prevents your from waiting. It it was a sudden thing like diarrhea… Well just get up and go.

Find something that gives you a sense of worth. Something that makes you feel part of something larger.

You will find your independence along the way

Solid proof of God? Yeah that would change things

I was going to go with that one, but I went with something else.

Solid proof that the source of all life on this planet actually began on a different world. The critical components came here via a comet or even an spacecraft that inadvertently dropped it off. Should screw with a lot of ideals

At first, I was going to down vote you then I realize something, if you don’t really wanna be there then don’t be there because you’re not gonna be a good jury member anyways.

Yes but with an oven you can get in there and clean it. The grate at the top of the air fryer is built in away, where you can’t really clean it.

Air fryers.

Most of them are designed so poorly that it’s also impossible to get all grease out of them. That can’t be healthy. My sister has a ninja air fryer, you can’t remove the top grate. There is grease build up in there. A friend of mine has one he brings it over during the Super Bowl party, the moment he opens up the lid on it you can smell the old grease come out of it. That’s not an exaggeration. There’s no way in hell that can be healthy. So it won’t surprise me if years from now people go we should never have used those.

It also won’t surprise me too much if there’s some health hazard with them other than just the buildup of grease.

Sidenote, what are these companies thinking to make a product where they know there’s going to be grease that is going to build up, and make it in a way that makes it almost impossible if not completely impossible to clean said grease?

Unless their thought process is: use it three times throw it away go buy a new one.

You are right I should have gone Unicron.

Windows 70. Percent of the time and mint linux 30 percent of the time.

But that ratio is moving in mint linux favor.

Mobile is iphone and ipad

Since you said what and not who.

I’ll come back as an Autobot from Transformers. I’m thinking Fortress Maximus.

While we don’t have an exact height. Best numbers state 2,400 meters high or 7,874 feet. His head transforms into a tall Autobot and that head transforms into a human sized robot (actually it’s a human in an exoskeleton).

Fortress Maximus becomes a city when it transforms.

BTW the tallest building is the Burj Khalifa it’s height is 2,722 feet.

Let me see the first ten posts in my feed. (I haven’t opened today so let’s see…)

God saying why is radical left an insult?

Space view with a good picture of Pluto.

God talking about centrists and leftists

More space pictures

Someone talking about a free game on stream

Someone talking about how rpg fans love to insist pokemon isn’t rpg

Horror video game protagonist coming across ammo, yeah that isn’t ominous.

Some new video games called Anton

We asked A.I. to generate a peak Seahawks game, these were the results.

And

A picture of the helix nebula.

Yup lots of racism and traits.

You know someone who can light a fire with their mind?

That takes some long ass arms. Although you could use your toes, but the down side is you might break your toe when then gun goes off.

So you are saying a person can’t possibly get addicted to legal drugs then when those drugs are cut off they can’t possibly turn to illegal drugs?

You are saying that a person can’t get addicted to drugs for other reasons? Ex: mental health issues that aren’t being fixed?

Well done

He gets measured and weighed.

Height length width and weight

Electronics with bad interfaces.

Either make your shit user friendly, or I’m returning it. If I have Google how to do basic things F U. You and your product isn’t worth my time.

Same with subscription fees.

That is a good point. He could die of a heart attack on national TV and Maga would find a way to claim something else happened.