No, almost drown when I was a kid and have massive panic attacks getting into the water. In the last few years I’ve been able to get chest deep without hyperventilating but can’t really seem to float out anything like that without letting go of the side.

That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

The real question is always in the comments.

Only doing this if I get a moose steak with those pancakes.

Moose aren’t like a sacred animal in Canada right?

Speaking both seems like a great choice.

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

No joke there, you’re completely correct.

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

Hey it’s me ur brother…

Can’t wait to hear all my republican relatives be pissed off about this.

Naturally Microsoft will respond by further enshittifying their own platform then just buying up the competitors to save themselves.

Nintendo exec goes to the bathroom

Youtubers: ArE yOu AnNoUnCiNg ThE sWiTcH 2 In HeRe?

Being able to buy a house by selling bugs and rocks would be cool.

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Her: She knows what?

Me: Idk, the internet just told me to say that.

I don’t know about you, but in these parts we spin the gear selector to random, floor it and yell “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!”

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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This has got to be satire right?