maybe this person is a car in disguise

Very UwU

I shouldve not updated my kindle…

Gravedigger (Eskimo Callboy Remix) by The Browning

I second this! Hunting, curating, and organizing rss feeds are the best!

People… with a functioning brain… did those things??? What are we? Hairless apes?

Fake marriage?

This person volunteered to be the one we can practice using this new knowledge on, bless their pure heart

Make love

Not war

I probably sound very traditional but… talk to someone? Make some friends? Call someone?

Smash

Hmm