Well, I mix in some skateboard+public transport and bike+public transport but you are pretty much spot on.

Over 50km I try to carpool or do public transport . (Argentina, 70km away friend visit is not uncommon)

La of the free, home of the brave. But can’t go out at night, too afraid.

A bit more rhymey this way .

The only people who would fight you about how great bidets are are people who have never actually used one

Are people with dirty bums

Instructions not clear…

Does it also play Africa while you clean your mrpoopybutthole? I see the clouds echoing tonight

Oh so you were a db architect Mr Vandelay ?

Using age as id