I’m sure it’s a safety thing. You get hit by a car going through drive through it’s probably the fast food company’s liability.

In drive through?

My belt buckle is a car

Right, this is at your government needs regulations to ensure companies are working in our best interests. Libertarians are incapable of understanding this kind of logic.

That makes sense

Why?

That just sounds super boring. I’d rather get it to go and watch tv or something.

How about a pond?

Oddly enough, the same people that wouldn’t want a maximum wage also don’t want a minimum wage. Go figure!

The FAQ made me lol. Here’s my favorites.

How do you know who didn’t vote?

We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

Exactly. But the people I favor of billionaires don’t care.

Regulation is stripping freedom from people. We want freedom, we can’t regulate people.

I think that’s an argument.

Honestly, this exploding pagers story has to be one of the craziest things that happened IRL. If you put this in a movie I would say it jumped the shark at that point.

It’s worth noting that Harris is still pretty new when it comes to being the presidential nominee. Nobody even considered it until the Biden debate.

So partly the media is making up time when it comes to analyzing her and asking and expecting answers.

Trump has been running for president since the day he lost, so we all know everything there is to know about him.

Eat more fiber.

Maybe I’ll just fill up on rice cakes

Sure, but it works better the other way.

Is this super outdated?

I’m curious about statistics. The post I replied to was about statistics.

Right. People use the “what if” as an excuse to ban abortions. But they don’t realize their logic can and should be used both ways.