Trump took a call from Putin but he took it out of the room from EU heads of state.

Yeah, my problem is the second you blink they shift away from perfect vision into garbage. It might be because I smoke cannabis. shrug meh, my stupid eyes…

Well this is awesome but for me it wouldn’t work. B/C I’ve got an astigmatism.

So, wait, the chainmail isn’t made in America? What’s the fucking point?!?

Good job being the local!!

Cool!!

Are you from Minnesota?

13 hours is not that far if you’re in the states… You should go and meet them!!

Just kidding, good luck in whatever you decide to do; your heart is in the right place!

Fuck you, Ford!!