Walking around in general public in only Speedos.

But this is my regulated breathing minute!

Warhammer.

Reddit made me constantly angry, then the API thing forced me on their app which made me angrier.

Lemmy makes me feel good and the app I use fits my needs near perfectly.

This is a pretty decent group of weirdos we got here.

You gotta weigh the decision, on one hand he shot and killed one person, on the other hand the dude he killed was allowing sick people to die unnecessary deaths so he could get his bonus.

So it’s a big old fat no from me, that’s a greater good scenario.

There’s a photo where he kinda looks like a young Joe Rogan.

How’s your sex life? Tell me about your sex life, I need to know the intricate details of your specific sex life so I can use said information to vilify your personal chooses and if you don’t tell me the intricate details I will make up my own just to make you look worse because I need to know what everyone does in their bedrooms at all times because someone has to think of the children…

Wicked, I don’t have to change anything.

God invented whisky so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.

My take from this is, God fears the Irish.

Ohh yeah, they make one noise and we start again, I want half an hour minimum of silence from everyone, maybe they might look inside themselves and find the good person they’re hiding or I’ll get to not listen to people talk. Win win.

4’33" by John Cage repeated 15 times.

He’s got the look of someone who goes to every single town hall, council or what ever meetings to complain about children.

That’s one way to avoid failing off a building.

Babylon 5, that show was brilliant and I don’t get why it gets the hate it does, if you love space courtroom drama and intergalactic diplomatic shenanigans, then Babylon 5 has you more than covered.

You want a deep multi level story? Yep got that.

Space racisim? Got that as well.

A will they won’t they love hate relationship between to opposing alien species who may or may not have killed a substantial amount of each others species? hell yeah we got that in bulk!

That show is worth the watch. If they had just the slightest bit of extra money to get better cgi, we would be talking about Babylon 5 different.

People who say you shouldn’t laugh at your own jokes are either sad, sad people or have never told a funny joke or story ever.

There’s jokes and stories I’ve been saying for 20 years that still make me laugh as I’m saying it.

Be a man, laugh at your own jokes.

It’s not all bad tho, fuckin with people is fun.

Yes, I am a ghost, I don’t type I just yell at it I till something happens, it’s exhausting.

If you’re gonna take a washing machine apart and you cut all the wires, make sure you cut the main electrical plug off as well or your dumbass son (me) will plug it in and electrocute himself with it.

Fat cat!

My mum recorded this and would play it when she wanted me to goto bed early.

For me that meant that dinner was half an hour away. That tune always makes me hungry now.