That’s the NSA.

That’s what happens when your command staff is not on the front line. They probably don’t have anymore mine clearing equipment so they’re doing it the Zapp Branigan way.

Power cycle the device?

Same privacy policy authorizing them to harvest your data, but older cars have a more limited capability to collect data compared to newer cars filled with sensors, cameras, and phone integrations. Plus older cellular networks are defunct for older vehicles so they can’t just exfil it without you helping or bringing it in to physically access it.

On the graphic it said wifi 5 and the title said wifi 6 and the wifi and Bluetooth icons were swapped for the versions making it look sketchy, but I realized now it says wifi 5/2.4 referring to the frequency.

Out of curiosity what OS or pseudo OS are you running off of it?

That thing looks sketchy as hell, title stats and picture stats don’t even match.

I wanted to do my own self-hosted storage but for the cost and features I went with Dropbox. It’s $10 a month if you prepay for the year otherwise it’s $12 and you get two terabytes of storage. For that you get all the same things most self-hosted solutions will offer including 30 days of versioning/backups. Additionally it’s pretty popular so most software has built in integration which is convenient but not something you need. Bottom line is doing your own storage can be cheap but adding off-site backups gets expensive and just going straight to off-site backups (cloud storage) is going to be close to the $10-$12 dollars you’ll pay anyway but you have to do all the work.

I doubt it’s a governmental policy and just individuals using what they know without understanding how it works.

As the other guy pointed out it was a joke, but I’m also curious to see if it would work. I feel like if it’s close enough it would work.

Can you draw a traffic cone in chalk on the road?

It was oil, not poppies.

AT&T

We had a bad lightning storm happen in the area where I was working every day and it damaged the cellular tower so you couldn’t get service anymore in that area. After a week of waiting for them to repair it I called to see what was going on and they told me they weren’t going to repair it as that area was going to be upgraded to the latest cellular technology at the time, but it wasn’t expected to be done for another four months. They offered me a single $25 credit if I’d keep paying them $80 a month to provide nothing. I don’t think my phone would have even supported their new network even if they did make their changes in a reasonable time. My favorite part was when I got transferred to cancellations department they asked if there was anything they could do, “Yes provide cellular service.” “Sorry, we can’t do that.” 😂

I’m in the process of buying a car right now and ended up with a Rav4 because it would take six months to get a Camry, it sucks.

Not just mall cops, it’s just people in general in any position of power. When I was young I used to host game servers for a community I created and liked to have a decent amount of people to administrate them and keep the games fun for everyone. There were people playing for months and always seemed reasonable and level headed and I’d see if they would be interested and most jumped at the chance to be more involved in the community. Every once in awhile though those reasonable and level headed individuals once they got some measure of authority went absolutely crazy and there’s no indication of who it would be. People can be the exact opposite too, they clown around taking nothing seriously always trying to push boundaries, but then you give them some responsibility and suddenly they are the most responsible person you’ve ever met, they just needed a chance to show it.

Red Faction?

You could have just said “Point blank with 99% chance to hit and you miss.”