It’s your fault then for riding a bike. No, we will not stop building car-centric infrastructure. Think of the poor children fossil fuel companies drivers. /s

*AI generated ASCII CSAM

Now all we need to do is rewrite this in Rust (the enby solution) and call it… idk… “enbym”?

This feels on topic:

https://github.com/dawsbot/woman

In other news: water is wet and trillionaires shouldn’t exist.

Metric as in kilometers per hour.

At first I thought it was in metric… Damn you imperial.

Nah. These are way too short.