Mayor Poopington

I’ve been through jury selection once, didn’t get picked. Honestly, it was as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Can be a bit boring at times so bring a book. And water. Definitely bring a water bottle. Really depends how quick they select people. They might have the whole jury picked before they even call you up. If you do get called up, you’ll be asked some basic questions like who you are and some questions about your opinions. Be honest, I didn’t feel like I was being pressured or anything. I was actually pretty surprised at how casual everyone was. The judge was friendly, took his time to listen to everyone’s answers. Bailiff seemed like a pretty chill guy. I was definitely expecting everything to be way more formal.

China has backdoored most of our communications infrastructure. Wouldn’t take very long for someone to get in and off another CEO. So, if they’re smart, security will always be humans.

clearly the superior cqb weapon

I’ve also worked in a call center. What a horrible place to take your kid to work

I believe in that case the city is nuked from orbit

https://archlinux.org/

Added bonus, you can tell everyone you use Arch!

Just make the plane look like the side of a semi truck

Toyota Sienna? Is this the russian soccer mom embassy?

Every few weeks in the bay area subreddit, 20 posts of “dId AnYoNe FeEl ThE eArThQuAkE?”

Right? If I’m going to get a vehicle that big it better have a 120mm cannon at least.

I’m certain they reproduce asexually. My mom gave me hers and she still has some in her kitchen.

You have those chickens too?

someone tell ellen about beyond visual range

I figured soviet ships had so many weapons because only half worked at any given time

A smart TV is a dumb TV when it doesn’t have an internet connection. I won’t put mine on the wifi and do everything through Chromecast or Xbox.

Doubt anything like that id available for sale. He took the radar from a car, probably needed some serious tweaking to get it to track smaller objects and ignore larger ones.

If you have any military connections, get your hands on a AN/APG-81 from an F-35 and cook all the mosquitos in the room. Get any pets or food out first, of course.

You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.

Exactly this. They transported someone, they filled out a PCR for billing to send to insurance and the patient.

Sometimes I need food fast

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.