I’m trying to find these places that a single person can afford because God damn, I can’t imagine that conversation being any less awkward with a roommate. “Like, hey bro, I know this is your place too and all, but you mind leaving for a bit so we can fuck for a while?”

I don’t really mind if people don’t like me though I do kind of find it interesting as I keep to myself and not cause conflict with others.

I am completely thrown if someone takes interest in me though. It’s like, why? Does your lack of information about me make me mysterious or something? Because what you see here is what I am.

Yep. I don’t mind doing it for birthdays or other special events, I’ll just need to take the day after off.

I’ve only been getting that recently.

It’s like I just watched 50 minutes of this hour video, took it out of my Watch Later and enjoyed it enough to actually give it a Like, why the hell would you recommend it to me again.