Are these deserters? Russians? Spies? Maybe use less doublespeak and explain what is happening.

Special Flammable Operation.

I don’t think we have time for lattes.

What do you expect from a place like Taco Bell? You are enabling their behavior by giving them money.

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Yes, as a right-wing cesspool.

Deodorant exists.

The cumsock comment was batty, yes, but the other is absolutely on point. You are delusional if you think this can’t go wrong.