I don’t think I can ever let my parents know I’m an atheist and with that seems to go my chance of having kids.

I know at first it sounds difficult because you care for your parents. But this is your life and whether they choose to respect your choices or not is up to them. If you want kids, have kids. If you want to be an atheist, be an atheist. If you want to dye your hair blue, dye your hair blue.

Your parents don’t have to agree with your choices (as long as you’re not breaking the law or anything like that)… but they should respect you and your choices.

TL;DR: Don’t live for your parents, live for you.

Reggaeton

Everything named Concord crashed and burned as a result of overconfidence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde

We do… but we don’t need to. Just force of habit.

Travel somewhere nice

Light switch Spider. Can turn your lights out in an instant. Fucking deadly!

Thing is… this sort of makes sense if you say it with a hint of sarcasm. But curiously the only people that use this phrase are Americans. And we all know how much they understand sarcasm 🤣.

Not putting the toilet seat down.

If I push too hard and one comes out… will it fit down the shower drain? Or will I have to break it up with my hands.

These were mad times, mind you.

Do you work somewhere where you can escape for an hour over lunch, perhaps? Like go to the gym or something? Out of sight out of mind.

I totally get the feeling of being mobbed, but to be honest find a way to cope with it at work. A lot of work places are by definition social places so it’s going to be really hard avoiding interactions all the time. Maybe go for a walk with a podcast or something?

Good luck 🤞.

Stools

Oh yeah fair point. Depends how sadistic you want to get mwahahaha! 😈

But also after swatting the fly it’s nice to give the area a quick clean anyway.

Get a used spray bottle, one that you can adjust the spray to be narrow or wide angled by screwing unscrewing the cap. Set it to wide angled. Fill the bottle with some water and cleaning solution. Something you wouldn’t mind being sprayed about. Surface cleaner is a good bet because you probably already have that around the house to clean with.

Creep up on a fly with this diluted concoction and let rip. It might try and fly away but the wide angled spray plus the slight stickiness of the solution will hamper it’s efforts. Watch as it falls to the floor and writhes about in agony as it desperately tries to breathe (flies breathe through their skin which is now clogged with cleaning solution). It’s wings will be useless now too as they’ll be weighed down by the solution.

Finally with some tissues mop up and squash the little shit. For the first several flies leave them where you let them die as a warning to other flies in the area. After a couple of days you can clean up the bodies.

You’re welcome 🤗.

Wrapped up in yesterday’s newspaper. IYKYK 😉

Scho cute! 🥰

This is the worst attempt in this whole thread 😂. Doesn’t even have the same letters!

Exactly this. I don’t know anyone in the IT industry that would willingly buy IBM. They’re either locked in due to legacy reasons or government projects where most of them are incompetent.

Thankfully it’s changing, but slowly.

IBM

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It’s GNU Richard Stallman, not Richard Stallman.

I want to send a thank you to a local government official

Larry David voice Flowers?! Too much! It’s too much. What am I… about to marry them? Meeeeeh. No. It’s not for me.