Oh boy. Corruption for sure. Not like hush money or Epstein corruption. Like private party and excessive stunt corruption. Are you saying I could fund stupid shit? The zip line industry would boom. Adverts for spider cars would be everywhere. So much money would go into anti-fossil fuel propaganda.

Salt soup

Literally thought it was a dumpster for .5 seconds until I saw the plates

Ionized water 💀

Wow! What a blast from the past! My uncle actually actually directed the spin off “The Brave Little Toaster takes a bath”

Time to wake up from my depression nap

Think it’s as efficient as it looks?

Holy shit

Ain’t admitting shit. I’m not ashamed to say it’s not an option for me. I’ve been fucking proclaiming it for years.