Nobody’s standards should be that low. You may need some help my friend.

My ex wife.

I have them. My wife bought me emotional support dumplings. Goes along with the emotional support demon. Dead serious.

That’s going to leave a mark

No THAT’S entertainment. Pull up with some popcorn for the show.

Mine’s taller. But if not, she’s truly wonderful. Enjoy her.

For the past 30 or so years I can truly write that only my wife hits those three marks. And she’s there doing it everyday. I adore her.

Man’s Search for Meaning by Dr. Victor Frankl. Saved me in so many ways.