Ahh ok, clearly I need more weed!

I usually try to slip around geese, and if that fails I book it.

I’m not sure you meant to reply to me? I was just tryin to stick up for you against Johnny No-Posts.

I never advocated Bird Violence; I am Friend to Bird and had three bestie Steller’s Jays during the lockdown. They visited multiple times a day for nuts, and would wait for me on the patio.

As a Canadian, have you ever met a Canada goose?

I feel you OP.

Also, telling someone they should be embarrassed because they are afraid or don’t want to fight is toxic, although I guess maybe you are joking?

Kevin begs to differ!!

three panel comic from “poorly drawn lines” in which Kevin the Magical Bird is wearing shorts that don’t cover his bird ass feathers. 1st panel: Kevin: “Do these shorts looks stupid?” 2nd panel: Grey bird: “I wouldn’t say stupid.” 3rd panel: Grey bird: “But I would be thinking it.”