If she’s worried she might have it set to wake her up if he texts.

Cephalopods of all kinds are fabulous, but it’s a crime I haven’t seen siphonophores here.

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This is definitely better than the electoral college.

Sometimes when I send it to my boss, that’s what it means.

I’m not going to engage with you on the topic of a women’s right to choose, or the meaning of bodily autonomy. On the off chance you’re not a troll, good luck with your research on this very well documented political debate.

It’s not about the development of the fetus, it’s about the woman’s autonomy. So long as it’s still inside her, her right to choose takes priority over its right to live, full stop.

I rest my case.

May I remind you of the existence of the one true stupidest haircut ever invented: the mullet. The great equalizer of looking bad. Not one person on the entire planet Earth can wear it well.

Humidity is rising

Thanks, that’s exactly what I was hoping for.

LinkedIn did this research? Can you post the source?

Precisely, thank you for illustrating.

Or deleted his own home to remove the wokeness

It reminds me of that Trump movie that came out recently. 80s Trump was exactly the kind of guy that Patrick Bateman is a parody of.

Only if they’re burning some vanilla-cented aromatheramoney.

It kept almost starting, right up till it ended. And it went on forever.

That’s damn bad timing. Wishing you luck for the next one.

It comforts me to know I can buy a key for my TSA-Approved lock if I forget the combination.

Legend