I’ll wait for the supercut, thanks.

Because, you’re inspiringly young and full of promise. Genuinely. We’re all the universe experiencing itself and I love to hear you’re doing that so wonderfully. Right on! 🖖🏽

Isn’t there a minimum age around here, FFS? 🤦🏽‍♂️

Of course, by “person”, you meant “pleb”. 🤌🏼

I raise. Szechuan.

Aside from the likelihood of this outing my account, I once had a first date at a renowned noodle house in town, and the surprise rarity of the single table in the front window (converted Victorian, alcove). We order, make small talk, I think it’s going great — until movement in the corner of my right eye out the window draws me to watch, in the middle of her sentence, a full-grown adult male climb onto the hood of the parallel parked car and proceed to empty his thrice-cursed bowels onto it like he was putting out a chemical fire.

I recall being unable to look away and catching her attention drift toward my view at the same time the waiter arrived with our lunches, only to table them with an “Uhm. Well.” and ghost.

So, not exactly “at another table”, but the whole place has front row seats, so 🤷🏽‍♂️

Cedar Point is an easy concession 🙇🏽‍♂️

Ohio.

And rhymes with where I’d rather be.

Wu TANG ✊🏼

I gotta say: I love this. It’s super late, but I’ll come back with a story or two. 🕸️🐈‍⬛🦇🖤💀🌚🎃👻

It’s fine. Just look at leveraging your generational wealth and other inherited privilege to outpace the challenge curve. Just, don’t be too white, please. ^ew

1. Setting anything as your default “browser” when it’s not a browser is only a little sus — “open” source, or no.

2. Don’t share a link if you can’t find its complete “verbose” version.

3. …

4. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤞🏽

ew.

Does no one else see the lightsaber? 😶

Dammit, Sam. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Fair point. GW is notorious for the least effort possible, and then clawing for more from their willfully blithe fanbase. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Boss color iz yella, but yella nipple iz not lucky. Yella nipple iz most shot nipple. Iz mostly scar tissue now. Still yella.

So… A lazy creator? That tracks.

Does marriage count?

/s