Gotta get me some crisp wet

Also not to be confused with the Trojan defense, where you load your bishops into a knight and hop behind the line of pawns.

Mill the wind, obviously

Once again, D&D improves society.

I read an article written by an inmate who explained how they’d form dice out of toilet paper (because dice were banned in his case) to play D&D. I assumed that was the case in most facilities.

You’re marginally less likely to roll a 7 with a single weighted die.

My reasoning: if you use your weighted die, whoever you’re gambling against might figure it out. Now they’re pissed, they’re gonna give you the beat down. But you’re packing, and OH SHIT YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO HIT HIM IN THE HEAD YOU WERE AIMING FOR HIS LEG SHIT SHIT and now you’re serving jail time for manslaughter and dice aren’t allowed in jail, thus you won’t be able to roll any 7s for a while.

“Listen honey, mommy raised you pretty much on her own because the patriarchy normalized men not contributing to the nurture of their family, and now mommy is one ring stain away from a total mental breakdown complete with arson, okay?”

Not sure if it supports all of that, but yt-dlp is my go-to.

Liquor in ceramic is either very fancy, or the absolute least fancy (see: backwoods hooch).

Water reacts with aluminum over time. The inside of aluminum cans have always been lined. Same with aluminum water bottles and cans. If your aluminum water bottle is old and makes water taste funny, get a new one–the lining is probably shot.

They’re helpful to determine the general community’s take on something, even if there is little other engagement.

And if I’m being honest, getting upvotes is a sweet hit of dopamine. But I try to keep things in perspective.

Brilliant, no notes.

C H A R L E S I S W A T C H I N G

Plain curtain. Cut a hole about 3 inches in diameter, about 30 inches from the ground. Line the inside of the hole with duct tape.

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he’s wearing a Lorax costume.

I wouldn’t need a case if the phone were designed with proper bevels. You literally can’t set an uncased phone on a flat surface without scratching the screen or camera (which sticks out awkwardly).

And don’t get me started on the screens with curved edges. Complete garbage design (why yes, I’d love to accidentally use touch gestures just by holding the device, frrrrrrt).

Truly autonomous driving (on general purpose roads) is a lot further off than the hordes of venture capitalists want you to believe. Not sure which state is letting them loose, but I can’t imagine it’ll end well.

“You must be the worst web scraper I’ve ever heard of.”

“Ahh, but you have heard of me.”

I believe this is called a “stand up”. That is, you’re standing up your real work for an hour so a useless middle manager scrum master can feel like they’re contributing.

Yeah, the water levels in DKC1 are pretty slick as well (Charles Cornell talks about that one too).