Don’t even look at it, just keep coding comrades!

Start shoplifting.

If your fighting with me idgaf who you are, I will use the 200 IQ magical chat bot to lawyer your ass.

I am too much of a sperglord to go it alone!!

If you want extremely low overhead you can use the API directly with curl. Most hosting providers/registrars allow this.

You can use Ansible to create domain names and register URLs on most popular hosting providers/registrars.

You shouldn’t avoid platforms just because they have non-free websites, that’s extreme bro.

I like his giant flabby titties, seems accurate

Welcome to capitalism!