90% chance this is a right click inspect element moment

Jan 1st

scroll scroll 1956! perfect!

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it’s absolutely fantastic, my friends and i joined a steam family and they finally have 0 excuses to not play the games i’ve been recommending them for year (and neither do i)

yeah but as someone entering the job market it’s soul crushing to see all those listings. You think that you’re the problem, that everyone else entering the field does have 3 years of experience already. It just fucking sucks, what’s the point in inflating the requirements like that?

so entering the job market is borderline impossible because all the “entry level positions” require you to have 3 years of experience, and then, if you miraculously get a job, changing it or getting fired is incredibly dangerous because said “experience” doesn’t even matter in the eyes of AI overlords scanning your CV for keywords half of which it probably hallucinated

cool cool, society is doing great

nah I wouldn’t gatekeep adulthood like that lol

Well the exact phrase used was “can’t wait to skeet on your face with [my dick]” so

and I’ve seen grown adults well over into 25+ saying “cummies” lmao

slang mostly, I mod a strictly 18+ space and recently someone used the word “skeet”, and would you believe it, they were a minor

steam has changed people’s login names when they cited the fact it contains their deadname and they want it changed. so contact their support about it

thank you lemmy, for showing me this post 2 days after it was made

miraculous survival? world’s first talking head? depends on the exact wording and if you got your intro from a benevolent fairy or a genie

coma would be the universe being nice to you. Imagine a full body paralysis where you’re aware of every second passing and the only thing you can do is rot, and maybe hope twitter’s head clown puts a dodgy chip in your brain so maybe you could feel the joy of playing solitaire again.

I think just the fact that the answer could be something like: “2 more years, suicide” is a no-go for me. I’m not a suicidal person so hearing something like this would absolutely fucking terrify me. I think the more time I’d have left the more freaked out I’d get, constantly wonder when will it start? When will the hell that pushes me to take my own life begin?

oh just because you know when you’ll die doesn’t mean you can go yolo on everything. Getting into a horrific accident and becoming bed ridden for the rest of your life doesn’t count as dying. Imagine laying in bed, body paralysed, knowing that this is the place you’ll spend 30 years in.

You’d still be need to be as careful as usual, just with a painful awareness of how many seconds you have left until the end, and with a curse of not being able to go on your own terms if something terrible happens.

i’m perfectly happy with my pre-built machines. I like tech and love learning about it but- I don’t really find value in putting a huge amount of time into building my PC from scratch when someone else can do it, and that person knows way more than me already!

can confirm it’s really lovely :)

“If there are 11 people seated at a dinner table with a fascist, and none of them are denouncing the fascist, there are 12 fascists at that table”

like polish “zadupie”?

or you could bring in headphones to public transport like the rest of us

also lmao “public transportation where each person or group could ride in their own automated pod”, you’re either advocating for taxis or straight up segregation

torches, iron pickage, some cooked beef, iron armour, 16 logs