showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

Surely the events of September 6, 2022 had nothing to do with it

Where is it going

People are great until you put them in a car.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good

P.S. electric cars are here to save Cars, not the environment

Cute

Almost 80% of ocean micro plastics is just tires

American Assassin lmao

Kafkaesque!

Fuck this dude and his plan and his shitty fat polluting murder machines