get real that would never happen

god is known for doing genocide

i hate Linux (users) as much as the next guy but my windows pc wouldnt stay asleep if i gave it an od of ambien

it wakes up randomly throughout the night fairly often

“linux is more capable but its just not capable of running anything”

yeah im more than capable to run a marathon. i have two legs. i am not able to run a marathon. having the means to run one doesnt put me in the same party as people that have ran a marathon.

aka linux users coping like usual

r ur notes available on every device u log into?

play quest based modpacks

more people oughta read about and pay attention to philosophy shit is actually pretty interesting. if nothing else just to see how predictable the uneducated monkey brain is.

r u a plumber?

i feel like an adult when people any younger than me speak

folks be making up words nowadays im like a month behind every trend but i keep it hip and classy by using the words ironically until its in my lexicon unbeknownst to me

im only 21 tho

i live very close to a target and dont have a car so its my main grocery store location.

ive honestly never been poor enough to justify the risk of stealing but i also have crippling anxiety and even the thought of it going wrong is too much.

shit id prolly turn around if the sensors started to beep id be like “yoo sorry i didnt know haha plz don’t hurt me” the irony is im not afraid of physical pain, more the financial pain. coz im a shredded rock climber/calisthenics guy. sadly violence just gets people into more actual trouble. otherwise my roommate would be very worse for wear though we gave him an apartment warning instead (of a beating).

i think lemmy isnt a bastion of hope for media its just another thing to doom scroll on. people think theyre fighting the good fight because theyre doom scrolling another app. stop thinking about the company exploiting you. youre literally exploiting yourself by wasting so much time scrolling.

this app will likely never grow because theres no necessity this fills except for niche linux bros. at least theres a place for those weirdos to congregate now.

i use the Evie launcher and i think its the best but i dont think it exists on playstore anymore, last time i tried it was a scam app copy

i have it from like 2 phones ago

does the door alarm not go off? ive always been paranoid to try just incase i somehow end up in jail over a candy bar or smth

i saved so much money having crazy anxiety and becoming super ripped from calisthenics i did in my room

but im also a rock climber and i save money there by working at a climbing gym

i have a porn account but the porn on this app sucks

i think this drug addiction is bad you should take this drug instead

wow thanks western medicine for your input

we need mental healthcare and actual resources for people to get help. and not a stigma on the victims of addiction.

i do calisthenics its super fun and can be done everywhere

ive also been a rock climber for 7 years before starting calistenics which helped a lot

putting out the fire of gender inequality with oil

its interesting how when people are a majority they dont see the irony in their actions.

so do you want the earth to magically shrink to be walkable or were u thinking ice age level migration style walking

they probably had a lot more fun than you did tho

wait til they learn and the non carbon dioxide pollutants that are 100x worse