just like reddit, everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you

Correct!

You are the Janitor’s assistant.

You leave every single room looking like a literal tornado passed through.

You are, in all probability, the best assistant the janitor has had.

This displeases some of the higher-ups, but they don’t seem to be able to do anything to stop you or the janitor.

Another game: God is about to die literally any minute now, but it’s probably fine because God is really, really, really fast.

the extra light comes from the same place as the music actually