Maybe I did

I put it in all my cars! I use it to write all my emails! I sprinkle it on my cereal and eat it for breakfast!

Actually a useful site and from my friend’s company! stremecoder.com

It’s a graphical node-based platform to write and learn python

Sounds like it’ll be rough on the road, but I’m willing to try it! /s

I miss the trains of NJ and NYC so badly, this part of Texas fucking sucks with public transportation. Losing access to a car here has you flirting dangerously close to homelessness. Which is also why I’ll usually give a ride to anyone who asks around here.

Watch as he dances under every low bar

Yes, but the car only had enough low-light cameras but not enough rudimentary AI

Why not regular pineapples and a lacrosse stick or an ahtlatl?

Whatever, nerd! *writes angry post about how digimon fans are dumber than Yu-Gi-Oh fans and why being a Brony is the best*

I was afraid that younger generations wouldn’t get the reference. But your argument is exactly why it hurt tapping “post” on my reply.

Hegemon? Which Pokemon does that evolve from?

"Sorry I missed the meeting that should have been an email, the military fucked up my alarms. Anyway, just send me an email with the tldr. "

Remember when Obama failed to stop hurricane Katrina?

I’m assuming their statement was meant to parallel this idiot thing that people started saying during Trump’s presidency

What happens if you navigate to {server’s IP address}:32400?

Is it a jar of jam or jelly?

I like hugging my dogs

It’s like an exhausted minion!

I rally want

I reley dont wan to point out your typo, but you triggered this year’s rewatch of Dot Dot Dot

I don’t know what accent you intended to communicate, but I definitely heard it in my head

Widdershins start my hair, your Spooktober decorations are so spooky!!!